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 1. The “Pause” button from Black Mirror, so they can stop their boss mid-sentence as he’s complaining about the way they‘ve organized all the cables.

2. Screen polarizer so their boss can’t see when they’re really just playing Fortnite.

3. A “Do Not Disturb“ sign that auto-generates when someone walks by their desk.

5. A real assistant for everything else.

6. The power to imbue people with the technology knowledge they should already have (like providing tech support to family over the holidays)

7. Emergency deodorant for a coworker (they know which one we’re talking about.)

8. Slippers disguised as shoes because shoes are a lesser invention.

10. A winter outfit for a trip to the data center.

11. An FAQ to send your coworkers, when you get asked the same question for the 100th time.

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